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Gears '93
BAD CHAT-UP LINES
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Here, for all those lonely blokes out there, are a few of my favourite
chat-up lines !
(1)
"Hey ! Are you still wearing my underwear ?"
(2)
"I think I'm still wearing your underwear."
(3)
"Excuse me, are you the one that keeps looking at me through that
telescope ?"
(4)
"You look a lot better in real life."
(5)
"Excuse me, but you look like a girl in need. Is there anything I can
help you with ?"
(6)
"Weren't we at a nudist camp together ? Hey, maybe we can go to my own
nudist camp ?!"
(7)
"Weren't we at a nudist camp together ?"
(8)
"Excuse me, but can I have your autograph ? No, not on paper... Can you
autograph my ..... ?"
(9)
"It's you ! Hey, I've still got the teeth marks !"
(10)
"I've got 2000 pounds in my shorts, but I can't reach it. Could you grab
it for me ?"
Oh dear.. I've ran out of ideas. Well, never mind ! If any readers can
think of something, just hit that REPLY button !
Peace !